OT:Humor: Man guilty of paying a little too much attention to pumpkin


I hope nobody minds a little risque Pumpkin humor, a friend sent this
to me thinking our group might enjoy it and the quick witted suspect
involved has a great comeback line.
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Those who fear they may be offended should delete now otherwise,
scroll down for the story.
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This is your final warning, adult pumpkin related content below.
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Police arrested a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a
pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. He will be charged with lewd and
lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the
County courthouse on Monday. 

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch,
he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside,
and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse
jail. He went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I
was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice
the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an
unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. 

"I walked up to him and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached.
 "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and
then looked me straight in the face and said......, 

'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

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