Christmas Eve Pumpkin Poem

Twas the night before Christmas - I lay there in bed,
Cucurbit visions dancing in my head.
Please, Old Saint Nick, not the same ol9 for me,
How bout some excitement wrapped under the tree?!?
Whizzer heads, worms castings, liquid seaweed
Please Santa just these few things do I need!
"How to Grow
3" and a pumpkin tape measure,
Joel Holland9s vid would be such good pleasure!
Greenhouse supplies or a trip to Niagara,
A jug of gibberellins are good as Viagara!
Call it my obsession or maybe compulsion
I9d love some good fungi and fish emulsion!
An eight forty six or a seven twenty three,
Who wouldn9t want one of THOSE under the tree?
I wake Christmas morning - hope turns to despair

Alas, it9s the same ol9
socks and underwear!

Merry Christmas to all
from Hudsonville, MI
(what9ll be under YOUR tree this year?)

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