RE: TONY's poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words
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- Subject: RE: TONY's poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words
- From: J* S* <J*@stdc.govt.nz>
- Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 16:40:35 +1300
A Cracker Tony - well done.
John S
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Hickman, Tony [SMTP:shickam@rgh.sa.gov.au]
> Sent: Saturday, 6 December 1997 07:14
> To: PUMPKIN GROUP
> Subject: FW: TONY's poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words
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> From: Duncan McAlpine
> To: Hickman, Tony
> Subject: TONY's poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words
> Date: Tuesday, 2 December 1997 2:14PM
>
> POST THIS:
>
> Hickman, Tony wrote:
> >
> > Duncan, It's time I posted another poem, I would like to post
> > this one to the group. I think it's funny but others may not.
> > If I put a big warning before it do you think it would be alright.
> > It's time someone mentioned sex and pumpkins in the same post.
>
> I am posting this because I got a laugh, but if you find certain
> genital
> words offensive, then don't read beyond this line.
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> . I warned you
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> I warned you
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> > THE RUDE PUMPKIN
> >
> > After all my knowledge
> > And being a genius
> > My pumpkin grew wrong
> > It was in the shape of a penis
> >
> > On the other end
> > Towards the back
> > It was round and wrinkly
> > Like a testicle sack
> >
> > But it weighed a lot
> > So I decided to go
> > And take my embarrassment
> > to the pumpkin show
> >
> > I kept it covered
> > So the kids couldn t see
> > Well it was a pumpkin
> > And I payed my fee
> >
> > Everyone was there
> > It was time to vote em
> > It was time to unveil
> > The penis and scrotum
> >
> > The judge came over
> > He had the rule book
> > He said take off the blanket
> > And give me a look
> >
> > I said you show me yours
> > And I ll show you mine
> > Just take off that blanket
> > And stop wasting my time
> >
> > The judge was shocked
> > But the crowd gave a cheer
> > I was thrown out of the weigh-off
> > And banned for a year
> >
> > So if you grow something
> > That looks a bit rude
> > Don t try to show it
> > Cut it up for food.
> > (c)
> > Tony Hickman
>
> --
> Duncan McAlpine, Federal Way, WA m*@eskimo.com
> Why buy plants when you can grow them yourself.....?
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