Record bites dust? Zoo Doo down the drain? No justice on earth?

Hey:

This just gets better every minute. Poor Zoo Doo Mills DC record not
recognized as being such !!! He doesn't live in DC.

Now if I lived in Antarctica but grew my pumpkin in Pennsylvania, could I then
be eligible for the Antarctica title? Then say next year I have my address as
somewhere in the Sahara Desert, then southern Mexico, then the Moon etc etc.
WOW!  I would be better known than Chris Anderson, the 1997 "King of
Pumpkins." Chris, is there a weigh-off site in the middle of the Sahara
desert? On the moon (potential gravitation problem?)? I guess it wouldn't have
to be weighed at the site of my home address for the official weight. 

In short, if Joe Mills grew his pumpkin in DC then I would think he had the
largest pumpkin ever grown in DC. If someone is turning his record down then I
would suspect it would be due to intervention by the federal government. Bill
Clinton concerned about official pumpkin record? The government is into most
everything. Poor Joe should have known better than to have gone for the record
in DC. Then again, the guy is using Zoo Doo as his nutrient source. Maybe this
has something to do with it, Environmental Protection Agency involvement???
Maybe Agricultural Department touting cow manure rather than Rhino Dung?

Is Duncan doing this to poor Joe (Zoo Doo) Mills?? No, couldn't be Duncan. He
doesn't need the notoriety. The pumpkin was weighed at a GPC site and was
grown in Washington, DC. Who does recognize a record as being a record?

Marv in (they don't know we exist yet) Altoona PA
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