joke of the week..
> A guy walks into to bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
> while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place.
The
> monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
> limes and eats them; he then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue
> ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
>
> The Bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
> did?"
> "No, what?" said the guy.
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" said the
> bartender.
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats
> everything
> in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
> He finished his drink, paid the bill and left the bar.
>
> Two weeks later, he's in the bar again and his monkey is with him. He
> orders a drink and the monkey starts running around. While the man is
> finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He
> grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The
bartender
> is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he asked.
> "Now what?" inquires the patron.
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
and
> ate it." says the bartender.
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
> everything in sight, but since he swallowed the cue ball, he measures
> everything first."
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***Rocky Rockwell***
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