Re: joke of the week..
Im sorry folks.. that wasnt supposed to go to the list.. :o(
Lyle Rockwell wrote:
> > A guy walks into to bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
> > while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place.
> The
> > monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
> > limes and eats them; he then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue
> > ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
> >
> > The Bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
>
> > did?"
> > "No, what?" said the guy.
> > "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" said the
> > bartender.
> > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats
> > everything
> > in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
> > He finished his drink, paid the bill and left the bar.
> >
> > Two weeks later, he's in the bar again and his monkey is with him. He
> > orders a drink and the monkey starts running around. While the man is
>
> > finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
> He
> > grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The
> bartender
> > is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he asked.
> > "Now what?" inquires the patron.
> > "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
> and
> > ate it." says the bartender.
> > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
> > everything in sight, but since he swallowed the cue ball, he measures
> > everything first."
>
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>
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>
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