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Notes from the Underground

Greetings from exile,

As you know, California has been removed from the grid and now sits  on the edge of the Pacific Ocean gasping and powerless.  All the redwood hot tubs have gone cold and we've had to trade in the BMW's for good down comforters. Good thing we are in the Golden State which allows us to see at night in the glow.

I'm setting up an illicit growing operation to grow obscenely large vegetables without being discovered by the authorities.  I plan on using camouflage cloth as shade covers to escape detection from  helicopter fly-bys by the pumpkin police.   I also plan on growing only orange colored squash so that they can not be identified as pumpkins.

This year my seed selection strategy is, "big and orange"  with the hope of breeding "bigger and oranger" children.  My seed selections are shown below in secret code:

Print this secret message and hold it up to a mirror to decipher the code.

As always, destroy this communiqué immediately after reading. If any of you are caught, I will disavow any knowledge of my existence.

vince
best 789, 2000
zone 9, the unknown zone

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