Greetings from exile,
As you know, California has been
removed from the grid and now sits on the edge of the Pacific
Ocean gasping and powerless. All the redwood hot tubs have
gone cold and we've had to trade in the BMW's for good down
comforters. Good thing we are in the Golden State which allows us to
see at night in the glow.
I'm setting up an illicit growing
operation to grow obscenely large vegetables without being
discovered by the authorities. I plan on using camouflage
cloth as shade covers to escape detection from helicopter
fly-bys by the pumpkin police. I also plan on growing
only orange colored squash so that they can not be identified as
pumpkins.
This year my seed selection strategy
is, "big and orange" with the hope of breeding
"bigger and oranger" children. My seed selections
are shown below in secret code:
Print this secret message and hold it
up to a mirror to decipher the code.
As always, destroy this
communiqué immediately after reading. If any of you are
caught, I will disavow any knowledge of my existence.
vince
best 789, 2000
zone 9, the unknown
zone
