LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I have
heard a version of this one before, but the personal twist makes it even
funnier. Thanks Alan!
Hey Glenn,
I think he grew green to try to win back God’s favor…just too little too late. Let this be a lesson to all of
you. (grin)
-Gus
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Message-----
From: Mastrpumkn@aol.com
[mailto:Mastrpumkn@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2002
11:37 PM
To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
Subject: Glenn's Future Fate
Subject:
miracles
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to
put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree
heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the
man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The
man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to what he had
experienced on his beloved farm back in Massachusetts where he grew Giant Pumpkins.
The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100%
humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man,
and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that
it felt like the summer he had grown his biggest pumpkin of his life on his
beloved farm back in Massachusetts. At that, the devil told his demon to lower
the temperature for this man to-20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end of
the next day, the devil was confident that he would f! ind the man miserable.
But, the man was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer
like a baton. When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man answered,
"Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won the Super Bowl!"
PS The man was in Hell because he had disappointed God and had grown a
Squash the last year of his life. Are you listening Glenn?
Alan R.
