LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I have
heard a version of this one before, but the personal twist makes it even
funnier. Thanks
Alan!
Hey
Glenn, I think he grew green to try to win back God’s favor…just too little
too late. Let this be a lesson to
all of you.
(grin)
-Gus
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From: M*@aol.com
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Sent: Monday, February 04, 2002 11:37
PM
To:
pumpkins@mallorn.com
Subject:
Glenn's Future Fate
Subject: miracles
A new
arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put
the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat
with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man
was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man
explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to what he had
experienced on his beloved farm back in Massachusetts where he grew Giant
Pumpkins. The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with
100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new
man, and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained
that it felt like the summer he had grown his biggest pumpkin of his life on
his beloved farm back in Massachusetts. At that, the devil told his demon to
lower the temperature for this man to-20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the
end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would f! ind the man
miserable. But, the man was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the
sledge hammer like a baton. When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the
man answered, "Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won the Super Bowl!"
PS The man was in Hell because he had disappointed God and
had grown a Squash the last year of his life. Are you listening Glenn?
Alan R.
