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FARMERS DIVORCE...READ ON

FARMER'S DAYVORCE:

A Farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The Attorney asked "May I help you?" The farmer said "Yea, I want to get
one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "Well fo you have any
grounds?" The Farmer said "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney
said, "No you don't understand, do you have a Case?" The Farmer said
"No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said
"No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said
"Yea I got a grudge' that's where I park my John Deere". The Attorney
said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The Farmer said, "Yes Sir, I
got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sunday's." The Attorney then said, "
Well Sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No
sir, we both get up about 4:30 AM." The Attorney then said, Well is she
a nagger or anything?" The Farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal,
but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"


Paul M

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