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Re: FARMERS DIVORCE...READ ON





On Fri, 31 Jan 1997 11:28:55 -0500 Paul McIntyre <pumpkin@istar.ca>
writes:
>FARMER'S DAYVORCE:
>
>A Farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a 
>divorce.
>The Attorney asked "May I help you?" The farmer said "Yea, I want to 
>get
>one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "Well fo you have any
>grounds?" The Farmer said "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney
>said, "No you don't understand, do you have a Case?" The Farmer said
>"No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said
>"No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer 
>said
>"Yea I got a grudge' that's where I park my John Deere". The Attorney
>said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The Farmer said, "Yes Sir, 
>I
>got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sunday's." The Attorney then said, 
>"
>Well Sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No
>sir, we both get up about 4:30 AM." The Attorney then said, Well is 
>she
>a nagger or anything?" The Farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal,
>but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"
>
>
>Paul M
>
>Now for the rest of the story click the next line:
>
>http://infoweb.magi.com/~farmrgus/1996results.html
>
RACIST  PIG !!!
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