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Re: FW: Nows heres a FANATIC

Tony:
Oh no, here we go!
2:07 Turn on sprinkler
2:10 Visitors come to the house. I proudly show them my pumpkin plant from
the minimum viewing distance of 50 feet.
2:11 Visitor's pet wanders into 50 foot restricted area. 
2:11.5 Sniper deals with visitor's pet
2:12 Apologize to visitors and offer them a cold drink
2:13 Visitors promply leave, minus one pet
2:14 Too hot outside, head on into the house for that cold one
2:17 Pop a Joel Holland video in the VCR and watch it 3 times
8:15 Run across the street to the hairdresser's shop and I ask for some human
hair to stuff into a stocking. She asks me to go home
8:17 Try to sign on to AOL to get pumpkin mailing list e-mail 
8:45 Wishing I had an autopilot for signing on
9:15 Remind myself to thank Chris for helping us get our main vines growing
in the right direction
11:00  Give up trying to sign on, set flash session to retrieve e-mail at
3:00 AM
11:30 Go to bed, hoping I won't have that darn exploding pumpkin nightmare
again
11:35 Put on slippers, wade through garden and turn off sprinkler
11:37 Write myself a note to buy an automatic sprinkler shutoff tomorrow
Good night all!
Joe
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