Re: a serious question
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: a serious question
- From: O* 9* <O*@aol.com>
- Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 21:37:40 EST
Yep, y'all might be a pumpn' grower if.....
You rerout your drain field to the patch.
You spraypaint the Pickup orange.... and ride around in it.
Your neighbors complain " ya know that vine o yours broke down my fence"
The license plate of your sports car (Stealth RT) reads "POLN8R".
You couldn't attend your own college graduation ceremony cause it was
pollination time.
Your best pick up line is, "I got some really big seeds"
You name every pumpkin you pollinate.
You name your dog after a pumpkin.
You quit your job at the bank, for one at the farm store to get cheaper
fertilizer.
Your neighbor says "Why you tillin the patch in the snow?"
You buy a basketball, hoping to get some good seeds out of it.
You put on snowshoes to not compact your soil.
You built a better house for the pumpkin than you live it.
You actually consider driving 1200 miles to get a seedling of a 567.5.
Its a start....
Brett The Pumpkinguru
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