Re: a serious question
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: a serious question
- From: b*@pacific.net (Vickie Brock)
- Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 22:12:52 -0300
>Yep, y'all might be a pumpn' grower if.....
>You rerout your drain field to the patch.
>You spraypaint the Pickup orange.... and ride around in it.
>Your neighbors complain " ya know that vine o yours broke down my fence"
>The license plate of your sports car (Stealth RT) reads "POLN8R".
>You couldn't attend your own college graduation ceremony cause it was
>pollination time.
>Your best pick up line is, "I got some really big seeds"
>You name every pumpkin you pollinate.
>You name your dog after a pumpkin.
>You quit your job at the bank, for one at the farm store to get cheaper
>fertilizer.
>Your neighbor says "Why you tillin the patch in the snow?"
>You buy a basketball, hoping to get some good seeds out of it.
>You put on snowshoes to not compact your soil.
>You built a better house for the pumpkin than you live it.
>You actually consider driving 1200 miles to get a seedling of a 567.5.
>
>Its a start....
>Brett The Pumpkinguru
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Nice work Tex!!
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