RE: Mark Poolos and Seeds
Sign me up! I took a course on changing straw into gold, but I could never
get it to work once I got back home. If you know your manure, as you say
you do, then maybe I could get a pumpkin to grow after taking your course.
By the way, I was not mentally challenged until that bad batch of moonshine
came along. I shoulda stopped drinking when my pumpkin turned into a
carriage that night.
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-pumpkins@mallorn.com [o*@mallorn.com]On
Behalf Of Mark Poolos
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 11:36 AM
To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
Subject: RE: Mark Poolos and Seeds
You are just jealous of my manure knowledge. You say horse manure and I say
cow manure. Horse manure is not nearly as powerful as cow manure for the
following reasons:
1) When oats are eaten and thus digested by horses, they turn into a
chemically unstable biological pile of crap. There are just not enough
bacteria to break it down properly and quickly. The key is to believe that
bacteria are our friends and they should be accepted as such.
2) Horses also eat alot of hay as opposed to the rich and green grasses
that cows feast on. Grass has more nutritional value per blade then does
hay(yellow and dried out). Why is hay yellow and dry? Because it has lost
all of its nutritional value.
3) Again, I refer back to the 4 stomachs a cow has and the complex digestive
system that tears down all fibers for quick decay.
You sir need to stop making moonshine and get an education. I can enroll
you in my online course called, "The basics of Pumpkin Growing for the
mentally challenged" if you like. There would of course be a small
enrollment fee of $1,000.
Thank You,
Mark Poolos
Director of Recruiting
www.ForeFrontStaffing.com
847-390-0909
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-pumpkins@mallorn.com [o*@mallorn.com]On
Behalf Of Pumpkinguys
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 9:03 AM
To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
Subject: RE: Mark Poolos and Seeds
I've been looking for a good source of manure to compost for next year, and
found it in your emails. I was able to download it and convert it to
organic matter using E=mc(^2). I ended up with a LOT of horse manure, so
you must have been knee deep.
If anyone else on the list is looking for some good manure, stop on by
Madison, WI because I think I downloaded more than I can use. Bring a big
shovel.
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