Re: what colour is your rivard?


Are you sure the flower opened? Or did they not get pollinated! You have to be there first thing in the morning to have Pumpin Sex! If you are not there and the bees are not in the mood, the pumpkins will not pollinate!
My Recipe
Put on some soft music!
Sprinkle a bottle of good wine around the patch.
Dress in Yellow and Black Stripes!
Go out and have some awesome pumpkin sex.
When complete, light a whole pack of camels and sprinkle them around the garden.
But what ever you do, don't tell anyone you did this or they will put it in the paper and on the radio...


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