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Re: Hoochy Coochy


Hickman, Tony wrote:
> 
>  The Hoochy Coochy
> 
> A mate of mine
> He's a bit of a prude
> He thinks pollinating flowers
> Is something rude
> I have to help him
> When the time comes
> He gets all shy
> And he's all thumbs
> He talks to them nicely
> "Your a pretty yellow"
> "Here Mrs flower"
> "Meet your new fellow"
> And thats where he stops
> He just hasn't got the heart
> To finish the job
> And do the important part
> "She's not ready"
> "To be a mother"
> "They've only just met"
> "They hardly know each other"
> "Shouldn't we marry them"
> "Or at least dim the light"
> "I just can't do this"
> "It doesn't seem right"
> Thats when I take over
> It's all up to me
> To do what I call
> The hoochy coochy
> You stand back
> And close your eyes
> And I'll do the deed
> Before she dies
> When the jobs all over
> Just for a joke
> I lie down by the flower
> And light up a smoke
>                     (c)
>          Tony Hickman


That's beautiful man.  That should be in a book.  I'm savin' that one.
Thanks.

Eric
Port (hiccup) Orchard, Wa


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