Mr. Wood Chuck Part 2

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Mr. Wood Chuck Part 2

by Pumpkin Flower

As I apply the Captan paste

And plot how I can lay to waste

The vermin who has dared to bite

My precious baby in the night

There squatting in the blistering sun

When I should be out having fun

I see the teeth marks one two three

Just looking back there taunting me

I’ve fought the bugs, the mold ,the rain

But this is driving me insane

In inches now she’s fifty two

Will she go down because of You

You fuzzy little vicious pest

I swear now . I shall do my best

I’ll solve this yet, you little beast

On pumpkins you’ll no longer feast

It’s open season here in Mass.

I swear somehow I get your ass