weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- Subject: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- From: K* &* D*
- Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1999 23:34:52 -0400
All right List....
Here's a challenge for you!
Who has the very best solution (non-violence is not necessary) to mete out
justice to a weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks?
This particular culprit (unnamed) has successfully several whacked leaves
from two (count'em...2) of my P's. This particular scalawag is also highly
indoctrinated with the mantra of pumpkining. ("Thou shall not TOUCH the
pumpkins..."),
It was a heartwrenching moment as I kneeled clutching the poor torn leaves
to my bosom, my mind racing. I concluded "raccoon" and immediately searched
the garage for the aforementioned culprit while wailing over the loss and
groping about in the dim light for my bag of Captan. The casual reply to my
insistence over raccoon proofing was "Oh, I may have accidentally whacked a
few leaves while I was wending my way with my whacker."
The plants will likely survive....after a few dubious moments, likely I
will survive as well....
However should I bury the weed whacker? Bury the wielder.....Hang him up
like a scarecrow over the patch?
What are your thoughts?
Kristina
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