Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- Subject: Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- From: J* L* J*
- Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1999 23:52:23 EDT
Solution=have a clear border between the leaves and the weeds so only a
lab chimp would mistake the two. I could see how this travesty could
have happened if the vines were running in the weeds. Tell me he did not
just go up and whack the plant-please. If this is the case, I would
recommend sudden, immediate, if not total, skull crushing death!!!!
Jon in UT
On Sun, 18 Jul 1999 23:34:52 -0400 Kristina & Dave <Ickes@tiac.com>
writes:
>
>All right List....
>
>Here's a challenge for you!
>
>Who has the very best solution (non-violence is not necessary) to mete
>out
>justice to a weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks?
>
>This particular culprit (unnamed) has successfully several whacked
>leaves
>from two (count'em...2) of my P's. This particular scalawag is also
>highly
>indoctrinated with the mantra of pumpkining. ("Thou shall not TOUCH
>the
>pumpkins..."),
>
>It was a heartwrenching moment as I kneeled clutching the poor torn
>leaves
>to my bosom, my mind racing. I concluded "raccoon" and immediately
>searched
>the garage for the aforementioned culprit while wailing over the loss
>and
>groping about in the dim light for my bag of Captan. The casual reply
>to my
>insistence over raccoon proofing was "Oh, I may have accidentally
>whacked a
>few leaves while I was wending my way with my whacker."
>
>The plants will likely survive....after a few dubious moments, likely
>I
>will survive as well....
>However should I bury the weed whacker? Bury the wielder.....Hang him
>up
>like a scarecrow over the patch?
>
>What are your thoughts?
>Kristina
>
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