Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- Subject: Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 00:43:55 EDT
In a message dated 7/18/99 11:27:32 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Ickes@tiac.com
writes:
> It was a heartwrenching moment as I kneeled clutching the poor torn leaves
> to my bosom, my mind racing. I concluded "raccoon" and immediately
searched
> the garage for the aforementioned culprit while wailing over the loss and
> groping about in the dim light for my bag of Captan. The casual reply to
my
> insistence over raccoon proofing was "Oh, I may have accidentally whacked
a
> few leaves while I was wending my way with my whacker."
>
> The plants will likely survive....after a few dubious moments, likely I
> will survive as well....
> However should I bury the weed whacker? Bury the wielder.....Hang him up
> like a scarecrow over the patch?
>
> What are your thoughts?
> Kristina
Grab the weed wacker, turn it on, and go after the son of a b*tch...."LETS
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! [BUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! HACK HACK HACK HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHRRRRR HACK HACK!!!!!!!!!!!" "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH OH MY G*D!!!!!! OH
MY G*D PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHCCCCCCCCKK!!!!!!"
"YEAH IT HURTS DOESNT IT?????? HOW DOES IT FEEL? HUH?"
[BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HACK HACK HACK
HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" [Blood
and skin flaps flying everywhere] "OH MY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH PLEASE STOP
OH MY G*D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"SQUIRT SOME TEARS, PUNK! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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