Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- Subject: Re: weed whaker wielding wildman wending whacks
- From: L* R*
- Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 07:38:49 -0400
Sounds like a typical day at the 'Ol Post Office to me..
SteveS012@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 7/18/99 11:27:32 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Ickes@tiac.com
> writes:
>
> > It was a heartwrenching moment as I kneeled clutching the poor torn leaves
> > to my bosom, my mind racing. I concluded "raccoon" and immediately
> searched
> > the garage for the aforementioned culprit while wailing over the loss and
> > groping about in the dim light for my bag of Captan. The casual reply to
> my
> > insistence over raccoon proofing was "Oh, I may have accidentally whacked
> a
> > few leaves while I was wending my way with my whacker."
> >
> > The plants will likely survive....after a few dubious moments, likely I
> > will survive as well....
> > However should I bury the weed whacker? Bury the wielder.....Hang him up
> > like a scarecrow over the patch?
> >
> > What are your thoughts?
> > Kristina
>
> Grab the weed wacker, turn it on, and go after the son of a b*tch...."LETS
> SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! [BUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! HACK HACK HACK HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> WHRRRRR HACK HACK!!!!!!!!!!!" "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH OH MY G*D!!!!!! OH
> MY G*D PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHCCCCCCCCKK!!!!!!"
> "YEAH IT HURTS DOESNT IT?????? HOW DOES IT FEEL? HUH?"
> [BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HACK HACK HACK
> HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" [Blood
> and skin flaps flying everywhere] "OH MY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH PLEASE STOP
> OH MY G*D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
> "SQUIRT SOME TEARS, PUNK! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
> "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
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