RE: TIRED OF ALL THIS RAIN?

Thank you George...I think we all needed that! LOL

-Gus

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From: GBPUMPKIN@aol.com [G*@aol.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 12:48 PM
To: pumpkins@hort.net
Subject: TIRED OF ALL THIS RAIN?

Don't usually send jokes but with this weather thought a laugh would be
better than crying about it.

Subject: TIRED OF ALL THIS RAIN?

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of
judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march
right through the pearly gates into Heaven.  Others though, were led over to
Satan who threw them into the burning pit.  But every so often, instead of
hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side
into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's
curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he
was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering...why are you tossing those
people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
others?"

"Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all Giant Pumpkin Growers.
They're still too cold and wet to burn."


George

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