Re: TIRED OF ALL THIS RAIN?
George good one!! hey is that the sun out there today??
Glenn
At 12:47 PM 6/19/2003 -0400, you wrote:
Don't usually send jokes but with this weather thought a laugh would be
better than crying about it.
Subject: TIRED OF ALL THIS RAIN?
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line
of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to
march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led
over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often,
instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off
to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times,
the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked
Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said.
"I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering...why are
you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of
Hell with the others?"
"Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all Giant Pumpkin
Growers. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
George
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