RE: A Better Resolution?

Great to see the pumpkin god in great humor after all the hell you've
been through this year. You will be surprised at the end of the year.
You got good Kharma buddy. Stick in there.

ZOO

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>From: 	Chris Andersen[SMTP:chrisa@value.net]
>Sent: 	Thursday, June 04, 1998 12:13 AM
>To: 	pumpkins@mallorn.com
>Subject: 	A Better Resolution?
>
>Well I am glad somebody thought it was funny. You know I am not off the hook
>yet. See the police chief down at the station was telling me about this
>article he was reading in High Times about  Pot growers down in the King
>City area of CA. It traditionally is a region known for growing hops. Well
>some inventive growers down their have discovered a way to graft hops to pot
>plants to avoid detection by aircraft. Needless to say Southern California
>is now smoking hops rather than drinking beer! So much for micro-breweries!
>Anyway the Chief said, after reading this article he wants to scoop up all
>my plants and send them in to the lab for tissue analysis. He said nobody in
>their right mind would have a garage full of grow lights for a bunch of
>pumpkin plants. I think he is convinced they are truly a valuable cash crop.
>At that point I told him my favorite flavor of bagel was poppy seed so if
>the tissue analysis can back positive he better test the dirt too. Really
>pissed him off! Still awaiting lab results.........and warm weather!
>Chris
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>Chris,
>
>This is hilarious!!!  I'm sorry the police questioned you, but could there
>be a better resolution?  Just think what they are saying down at the
>station!!! "We thought he might have some illegal plants in there, but all
>we found were.. . pumpkin plants."  "Hey, are you sure they weren't giant
>zukes???" hahahahaha.  Oh, that was good!  Sorry for your inconvenience,
>Chris, but what other pumpkins growers can say they've been grilled by the
>police????
>Judy
>Jalust@aol.com
>
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>
>Mike,
>OK your on to me. I had to reduce the size of my peat pots from 30 gal
>containers to the 4 gal size to make room for more starts. You see my office
>and garage are filled with hanging grow lights, the old wiring in this house
>has started to cause my fuses to blow as I am pulling to much juice. The
>police started crusing my block late at night and came to my door just
>yesterday inquirering as to the bright glow coming from beneath my garage
>door. I think they think I am growing someting other than pumpkins. Thus
>smaller peat pots, more starts, fewer lights, the fuses don't blow, my wife
>doesn't yell at me and maybe the police will believe me? Pumpkin growing can
>become complicated you know. Still hoping for warm weather!
>
>Chris
>
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