Re: varmint help
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: varmint help
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 09:26:17 EDT
In a message dated 98-06-29 09:11:57 EDT, you write:
> Sounds like rabbits to me
>
> Get an electric fence around the whole patch asap about 4-6" off the ground
>
> or stay up with a flash light and find out for self.
>
> Good luck
>
> Bob
>
How about dressing up a fake rabbit in a little dress and with some electrical
wire running up her, and sticking her in the garden. Then the male rabbits
will get electrocuted when they try to get her. It might work with gophers
too! Well it works in cartoons. The male will come up and say something like
"Hey baby! What's a hot dish like you doin' in a patch like this? Yo check it
baby, you know I'm all that!", then he tries to put his arm on her and kiss
her.....ZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!! "DANG!" "D*mn, baby! You TOO hot fo me....shoo!".
IT COULD WORK!!!!
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