Re: Pumpkinmaster's hail storm problem

Very funny John, but you can tell the gods that my name is pumpkinmaster 
because of my carvin abilities and the amount I put outside on Halloween :)  
  I am a pathetic grower


>From: Heilmanjon@aol.com
>Reply-To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
>To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
>Subject: Pumpkinmaster's hail storm problem
>Date: Fri, 4 Jun 1999 09:10:48 EDT
>
>It was given to me in a vision this morning as I did snail-pulling duty at
>sunrise in the patch. It was given to me the answer to your problems - why 
>is
>there rain in Fresno on June 2, why a hail storm in the peaceful California
>valley.
>The gods of pumpkins, Kuku, the male and Brit, the female, told me clearly
>that they were offended by your taking the name of Master without the 
>proper
>period of service. You have not spent enough hours on your knees burying
>their vines, nor have you breathed the pleasing (to them) dust of sulpher
>that keeps away the mid-summer powdery mildew, nor have you wept bitter 
>tears
>at the mosaic virus.
>Therefore you have been stricken with hail. Beware, for worse can come, 
>they
>told me.
>You must change your name to Pumpkinservant, and all will be well.
>If you do not, all your blossom ends will blow out and gummy stump rot will
>enter your city, er, patch.
>This is the message of Kuku and Brit. Please take their advice, because the
>rain has come into my patch, and I do not want the hail to follow.
>
>John ;-)
>
>John
>
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