Pumpkinmaster's hail storm problem
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Pumpkinmaster's hail storm problem
- From: H*@aol.com
- Date: Fri, 4 Jun 1999 09:10:48 EDT
It was given to me in a vision this morning as I did snail-pulling duty at
sunrise in the patch. It was given to me the answer to your problems - why is
there rain in Fresno on June 2, why a hail storm in the peaceful California
valley.
The gods of pumpkins, Kuku, the male and Brit, the female, told me clearly
that they were offended by your taking the name of Master without the proper
period of service. You have not spent enough hours on your knees burying
their vines, nor have you breathed the pleasing (to them) dust of sulpher
that keeps away the mid-summer powdery mildew, nor have you wept bitter tears
at the mosaic virus.
Therefore you have been stricken with hail. Beware, for worse can come, they
told me.
You must change your name to Pumpkinservant, and all will be well.
If you do not, all your blossom ends will blow out and gummy stump rot will
enter your city, er, patch.
This is the message of Kuku and Brit. Please take their advice, because the
rain has come into my patch, and I do not want the hail to follow.
John ;-)
John
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