ZOO-DOO Abuse!

The name calling or should I say manurer slinging I am taking these days
has got to stop!  "Sultan of Squash", "Hot air ballon boy" not to
mention others I don't want to repeat. Titles that demean me as DC's top
grower! It is difficult enough to have to accept that I will be being
called "ZOO-DOO" for the rest of my life let alone having to fight new
titles coming each day. Let me tell you a true story.

Twentyfive years ago I made a trip to the "Funny Farm" (no they do not
grow AGs on this type of farm). I stayed six months, half of which I
thought I was some secret agent working for the government (no wonder I
like the X-Files). While I was there I was known as being someone who
could not get enough of the TV program "Kung Fu". So absorb was I in
this program that my friends on the ward gave me a nick-name. They
cresend me "Young Dung!"

Can you see the pain in my life. First Young Dung and now ZOO-DOO! What
have I done to deserve this. It makes me think that maybe in another
life my job was to clean up after the circus parade. Maybe I didn't do a
good enough job and this is my punishment!  Have some pity on me guys. 

Walking with my head dung....excuse me, hung low,

Joe
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