Re: growing time
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: growing time
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 21:18:01 EST
In a message dated 99-03-06 18:58:19 EST, you write:
> Dear List,
> How long do you need to allow for the vines to grow and how long do you
> need for the pumpkins to grow once they are pollinated?
> Thanks, Doug Carrollton, Ga.
Vines about 2 months, pumpkins about another 1-2 months.
Of course that wasn't the case with my own special strain. That's right, I
rode on the shoulders of geniouses and ripped them off, then improved on it,
then totally messed with nature by bombarding the seeds with radioactive
isotopes and other stuff, so it grew in a freaking week. A WEEK. From seed to
a 1400 pound son of a freak! I even called some people telling them all about
it, going by the nickname "Rocky". But what you don't know is that that was
the freaking BABY! It's big brother grew 2,500 FREAKING POUNDS! THE B@STARD IS
STILL GROWING! I have it and others in a tropical island hideout that I call
"Site A" somewhere off of the coast of Costa Rica, and my houseboy Manuel and
a few friends I brought up from Mexico a few years ago are tending it now as
we speak. I plan to open up a Giant Freak Pumpkin amusement park there on a
neighboring island (Site B) and make more money than any of you losers will
ever see. The pumpkins can grow comparable to a great redwood tree, almost as
big as a small house. I expect to commercialize and capitolize on this for all
it's worth when the time comes. Oh and it will come. IT WILL COME! HOO HOO HEE
HEE HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE
MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....Oh yeah, anyway I hope I helped with your question.
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