A Patch
A PatchDr. Doc.
Yes , yes, yes. There is interest here. Sign me up!
Need all the magic I can get here.
Please write a prescription for 6 of those patches. Extra strength dose if
available.
How do they hold up in the Pacific Northwest Moisture? Oh heck it's research
right?
I'll report back to give you progress reports.. Just get your scrip pad out
and start writing!
(willing to donate my pumpkins for the sake of research)
Shellie Cramer
US citizen
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Everyone keeps writing about the magic bullet. Has anyone heard anything
about the "magic patch?" There is a rumor going around that Pfizer Drugs,
maker of viagra, has come up with some sort of a patch, similar to the
female
hormone patches, that you simply stick on your pumpkin. Reportedly it gives
you a 10% increase in pumpkin size. Most of this increase apparently comes
by
way of pumpkin elongation. The product will initially be marketed only in
the
US and so it will not be available to the Canadians. Sorry fellows. Also the
makers of viagra are working on something for pumpkin stem stress. Any
interest?
Marv in Altoona
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