Anxiety Attack
- To: Pumpkins
- Subject: Anxiety Attack
- From: G* S*
- Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 19:47:41 -0500
Well, I just got back from my doctors office. The prognosis is mixed.
Went sort of like this.
Me. Doc, I don't understand. It's just not growing fast enough. I did
everything right. I soaked it. I sanded it. I wrapped it. I heated it.
I...i...i....
Doc: What are your talking about.
Me: The AG
Doc: Hmm AG, what's an AG?
Me: Huh? AG, you know, AG, as in Atlantic Giant Pumpkin... Duh!@!
Doc: You say it's not growing fast enough?
Me: Yes that right, it just driving me nuts.
Doc: Well, I see. And when did you plant this... er a... AG.
Me: Yesterday. And I've watched it every second since.
Doc: Perhaps your obsessing.
Me: Obsessing! I hardly think that spending 24 hours a day taking care
of a poor
defenseless little AG seedling is Obsessing. I didn't come for..
Doc: What did you come here for?
Me: Well, ah, you know....
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Perhaps I should tend to the temperature and give the plant a chance. As
Steve
near Chigaco and Dan and Beth to the west of me mentioned, it has been a
horribly
cool and wet May. Now where did I put that cloche?
--
Greg Schraiber
Machesney Park, IL
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