Re: SEED HAS GERMINATED, BUTT
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: SEED HAS GERMINATED, BUTT
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 00:58:03 EDT
In a message dated 5/30/99 5:10:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
tarandan@together.net writes:
> Steve,
>
> You have an excellent opportunity to test my asprin theory, (theory being
> that asprin will help a pumpkins root system).
>
> Please take two and call me in the morning!!!
>
> Don't forget, as soon as they germinate they need sunlight.....lots
> of sunlight.
>
> Dan in Vermont
I don't want to HELP the root system! YIKES! Actually I am under doctor's
orders to take a lot of really harsh laxatives for the next 2 days. Luckily I
have plenty on hand since I used to do that when I got really bored anyway.
And as for the sun, the seed leaves are now LITERALLY where the sun don't
shine, so hopefully this will slow the growth down a bit. When I ran short on
my seeds from my last pumpkin and couldn't send some out to everyone, you
guys should have thought twice before telling me what I could do with my
"stupid seeds". It took 10 calls to 911 explaining that I had a giant pumpkin
growing up my a$$ before they finally didn't hang up on me. And don't even
think of making a crack, er....joke, about how "at least we know it is
getting enough manure" and all that. Har har. I have heard them all.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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