Help - one liners.

Help please.

Each week I fax out the 'Pumpkin Post'. This is a one page fax which
goes out to the radio, newspapers, TV and El Presidento in S Island.
This gives out info as to what stage things should be at as well as
hints and tips of what to do.

 The radio and newspaper pick it up and as part of the sponsorships they
advise the growers what to do. This way people seek out the info by
listening to Easy 98FM and the Star paper.

At the top of the Pumpkin Post is a box in which I put a one liner to
make it interesting. I have used:-
"Cinderella could not play tennis beause she had a pumpkin for a coach".

Giant pumpkins are like politics - the more manure, the more
inflation"., as well as a few others.

I am sure you get the idea. Anyway, I have run out of ideas so I am
solociting your help in creative writing skills please.
Any donations welcome, butplease keep it seemly.

Have a 'Parky' day!

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