Re: Help again please with one liners.
- To: <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
- Subject: Re: Help again please with one liners.
- From: "* V* <b*@island.net>
- Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 10:00:12 -0800
Not a one liner, but last year someone posted this about calculating the
weight of pumpkins on the vine:
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its
diameter - -
- Pumpkin Pi!".
And here's and old ditty composed in 1623 by a member of the Plymouth
Colony (suitable for Thanksgiving?):
"Instead of pottage and puddings
And custards and pies
Our pumpkins and parsnips
Are common supplies;
We have pumpkin at morning
And pumpkin at noon;
If it was not for pumpkin
We should be undoon".
Bill Verchere,
Ladysmith, BC Canada
Visit my Giant Pumpkin and Extreme Skiing Page at
http://www.island.net/~billv/
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> > Please. If you have any one line jokes, wittisisms or quotes that can
be
> > connected to pumpkins then I would be mighty obliged to recieve them.
> > Thanks in anticipation.
> > John.
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