Re: Help again please with one liners.


How do you keep a pumpkin from charging?   take away her credit card.

A woman needs a man like a Zebra needs a Pumpkin

 Sorry John,
     I am beginning to think that Pumpkins just aren't all that funny.
Perhaps you should have picked a more humorous vegetable to joke about.
   Mark Martinek
   Funny Fremont California

John Sargeant wrote:
> 
> AAGGHHH
> 
> I am running out of ideas for one liners for the 'Pumpkin Post' I put
> out each week.
> 
> Please. If you have any one line jokes, wittisisms or quotes that can be
> connected to pumpkins then I would be mighty obliged to recieve them.
> Thanks in anticipation.
> John.
> 
> Have a 'Parky' day!
> 
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