Re: my pumpkin's GONE!!!!!!!!!
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Re: my pumpkin's GONE!!!!!!!!!
- From: S* C*
- Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 12:41:17 -0800 (PST)
Contained in Kenneth Rusakovich's latest missive was:
> When we woke this morning, it was GONE!!!! It has been on the front lawn
> since the first week of October.We have been carefully keeping watch, but
> all to no avail.
> P.S.The local Police think it's funny
I was worried that some of my pumpkins would be stolen, but
none were from my house. One of the smaller ones I gave
away (150 lbs) was. The first time one of my pumpkins is
stolen from my yard I am getting a shotgun and a bag of rock
salt for the following halloween.
If the cops think it is so funny, you should file a theft
report with the true value of the pumpkin on it. At least
you can get them to do some paperwork for your tax dollars
and keep them out of the donut shops and you can make the
crime statistics for your area more accurate.
--
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fanthoms deep on a road to hell,
Yo ho ho and the bottle of rum! polaris@wolfenet.com ++ PGP email welcome
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