Re: my pumpkin's GONE!!!!!!!!!
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- Subject: Re: my pumpkin's GONE!!!!!!!!!
- From: w*
- Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 15:59:31 -0500
Sorry for your loss, but maybe you should look at it in a positive way that
you made someone else's Halloween.
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> From: Shaun Case <polaris@WOLFENET.com>
> To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
> Subject: Re: my pumpkin's GONE!!!!!!!!!
> Date: Monday, November 02, 1998 3:41 PM
>
> Contained in Kenneth Rusakovich's latest missive was:
>
> > When we woke this morning, it was GONE!!!! It has been on the front
lawn
> > since the first week of October.We have been carefully keeping watch,
but
> > all to no avail.
>
> > P.S.The local Police think it's funny
>
> I was worried that some of my pumpkins would be stolen, but
> none were from my house. One of the smaller ones I gave
> away (150 lbs) was. The first time one of my pumpkins is
> stolen from my yard I am getting a shotgun and a bag of rock
> salt for the following halloween.
>
> If the cops think it is so funny, you should file a theft
> report with the true value of the pumpkin on it. At least
> you can get them to do some paperwork for your tax dollars
> and keep them out of the donut shops and you can make the
> crime statistics for your area more accurate.
>
> --
> With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and fare-you-well
> And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
> Ten fanthoms deep on a road to hell,
> Yo ho ho and the bottle of rum! polaris@wolfenet.com ++ PGP email
welcome
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