The Secret Pumpkin I was growing a winner And nobody knew Not even my wife Knew what I was up to I bought some seeds And hid them under my bed Then grew a huge pumpkin Behind the tool shed I told no one Of my pumpkin goal It was a surprise for my wife I never told a soul She ll be so proud When I win that prize When she sees my pumpkin She won t believe her eyes The days to weigh off Came down to eight I was sure to win And I couldn t wait I got home from work And my wife was baking That smells great What are you making What she said Brought a tear to my eye I found a pumpkin And I m making a pie I ran out to the garden And my heart really sunk My pumpkin was there But missing a chunk She looked at me With an unknowing stare And said maybe we should have taken it To the county fair (c) Tony Hickman