Re: Seismic Activity is pumpkin related.

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• To: "John Sargeant" <J*@stdc.govt.nz>, "'Pumpkin Mailing List'" <p*@athenet.net>
• Subject: Re: Seismic Activity is pumpkin related.
• From: "* <k*@direct.ca>
• Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 11:28:48 -0700

What about Canadains eh?


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> From: John Sargeant <John.Sargeant@STDC.govt.nz>
> To: 'Pumpkin Mailing List' <pumpkins@athenet.net>
> Subject: Seismic Activity is pumpkin related.
> Date: Thursday, October 09, 1997 1:00 PM
> 
> AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD AND AUSTRALIA
> 
> Do not be afraid.
> 
> The seismic activity being eported on the Volcanic Plateau in central 
> North Island from Mt Rhuapehu (Roo - er - pay - hoo) is not volcanic 
> activity as reported by the popular (and not so popular) press.
> 
> It is in fact the radical (baby roots) of the mighty Smith 332 
> starting to split open the seed halves in the germination process. 
> This 'thunder from down under' is not eminating from Australia where 
> their seeds couldn't even open a paper bag. This time last year the 
> same activity occured and meant the death knell of winter skiing on 
> the slopes of these majestic mountains. All ski slopes were covered in 
> 100mm of volcanic ash and debris covering the nearby cities of Rotorua 
> and Taupo. It is by no mean coincidence that this was the year that 
> the Smith 332 (that is hundredweight not pound) was forming. 
> Vulcanologists and seismic scientists are now concentrating their 
> effort in South Taranaki where the epicentre of pumpkin activity is 
> expected to be concentrated this Summer season.
> 
> 
> 
> Have a 'Parky' day!
> 
> 

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