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pumpkins and gravity - no it's not about dropping pumpkins

Well done - I thought that I had won that round of the verbal war, but you trounced me fair and square! I should have realised
that all Kiwi pumpkins have their own gravational field. It makes perfect sense considering that every universe has a number
of different gravitational forming objects, and that New Zealand is just a subsection of my pumpkin. I don't know if you saw
the news the other day talking about the collision of two universes seen by the Hubble space telescope, but it goes without
saying that it was just a result of two Aussie pumpkins competing for space! Our pumpkins are so big, that there just isn't
enough room for them anymore.
Oh, by the way, the MArs fact finding mission by NASA is actually funded by the AGPVS to determine pumpkin growing
suitability. We don't actually care if life exists on Mars as long as it isn't squash borer or cabbage moths. The plan is to
transform it from the red planet to the orange one.
seeya and congrats on what must have been  a perfect day.

John Sargeant wrote:

> Hi Aussie John
>
> We do not need all those people to balance the world as we know it as
> our Kiwi pumpkins have their own gravitational field.
>
> Kiwi John
>
> Have a 'Parky' day!

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