Re:
You're all wrong.
Pumpkins float because their feet can't reach the bottom!
Paul Thompson
At 08:43 PM 10/29/1999 EDT, you wrote:
>In a message dated 10/29/1999 4:58:32 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
>joseph@spiritone.com writes:
>
>> My personal research is focusing on 2 far more compelling hypotheses:
>>
>> (1) Pumpkins float because they are witches.
>> (Note the intruiging Salem Witch Trial correlative possibilities)
>>
>> (2) Pumpkins float because they are happy.
>>
>No way. They float because each and every seed contains a small anti-gravity
>field. You will notice that when you take the seeds out, in a week or two
the
>effect of the field is gone and the pumpkins sink.
>So there!
>John
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