pumpkins float
the montey python theory is that they burn witches at the stake . they burn
because they are made of wood. wood floats another thing that floats is a
duck so if the pumpkin weighs the same as a duck it will float and
therefore is in fact a witch. some pumpkins weigh more than a duck and
still float a boat also floats and if a pumpkin does not weigh quite the
same as a boat ad a motor to make up the difference. then the pumpkin is
not a witch but a Warnoch but Dill be burned at the stake and way and this
is how the first pumpkin pie was discovered.
ChrisV ossen
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