Re: pumpkins float


Lord help me, but I understand this!

Made my morning. Thanks, Chris.

At 01:13 AM 10/30/1999 -0400, you wrote:
>the montey python theory is that they burn witches at the stake . they burn
>because they are made of wood. wood floats  another thing that floats is a
>duck so if the pumpkin weighs the same as a duck it will float and
>therefore  is in  fact a witch. some pumpkins weigh more than a duck and
>still float a boat also floats and if a pumpkin does not weigh quite the
>same as a boat ad a motor to make up the difference. then the pumpkin is
>not a witch but a Warnoch but Dill be burned at the stake and way and this
>is how the first pumpkin pie was discovered.
>ChrisV ossen

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