Re: The Enigma of the Goddesses Unveiled


Super page Diana

At 09:08 PM 9/5/00 -0700, you wrote:
>The earthquake up in Napa seemed to shake the
>goddesses of the patch awake.  Athena, the mighty,
>packed on 18 more pounds last night at the venerable
>old age of 66 days.  A few more shakes and I'll never
>get her out of the patch without some heavy equipment.
>
>Hera is so huge and unruly that I'm afraid to measure
>her.  My tape's not big enough to get around her fat
>ass anyway.  So I just leave her alone.  A few more
>days without water and she'll beg for mercy.
>
>Aphrodite is so into her good looks that she's dieting
>all the time.  She even turns up her pretty nose to
>fish emulsion and kelp.  I've never seen such a
>finicky eater.  She just crossed 600 pounds making her
>the skinniest goddess in the patch.  But, I don't
>mind, something that beautiful doesn't need a lot of
>heft to turn heads and get attention.
>
>For a complete update on my patch see:
>
>http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/diana_d/saga6.htm
>
>This page takes a while to load.  If you have a slow
>connection, go get a cup of coffee or a beer and give
>it 5 minutes.  Then, Aphrodite will mesmerize you with
>her dance - performed perfectly nude, no one under 18
>allowed.
>
>diana,
>3rd year
>best 589est 1999
>zone of the gods 
>
>
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Thanks,
Bill Van Iderstine
Personal Best 862
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