Re: [PRIMROSES] an oldie to start off the new tax year

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• To: P*@MAELSTROM.STJOHNS.EDU
• Subject: Re: [PRIMROSES] an oldie to start off the new tax year
• From: J* <J*@AOL.COM>
• Date: Tue, 6 Jan 1998 07:16:34 EST

In a message dated 98-01-05 21:00:29 EST, you write:

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 The Penis Tax....
     The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis.  This is due to
     the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.

     20% of the time it's pissed off,
     30% of the time it's hard up,
     10% of the time it is in the hole.

     On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

     Accordingly, starting January 1, 1997, penises will be taxed according
     to size!!

     To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm
     this information of Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P
     form.

     10 to 12 Inches*           Luxury Tax              $50.00
     8 to 10 inches             Pole Tax                $30.00
     6 to 8 inches              Privilege Tax           $15.00
     4 to 6 inches              Nuisance Tax            $ 5.00

     PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

     PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENTION!!!

     *  Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.

     Sincerely,

     Pecker Checker
     Internal Revenue Service
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