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Re: [PRIMROSES] an oldie to start off the new tax year

Jim,
This post is one I consider offensive and would appreciate such
non-gardening, offensive humor being relegated to the realm of private
posts.  I think you may have unintentionally sent this to the robin. I hope
this is the case?
Sherryl Sandersfeld
List co-owner


At 07:16 AM 1/6/98 EST, JamDix wrote:
>In a message dated 98-01-05 21:00:29 EST, you write:
>
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>
> The Penis Tax....
>     The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis.  This is due to
>     the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
>
>     20% of the time it's pissed off,
>     30% of the time it's hard up,
>     10% of the time it is in the hole.
>
>     On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.
>
>     Accordingly, starting January 1, 1997, penises will be taxed according
>     to size!!
>
>     To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm
>     this information of Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P
>     form.
>
>     10 to 12 Inches*           Luxury Tax              $50.00
>     8 to 10 inches             Pole Tax                $30.00
>     6 to 8 inches              Privilege Tax           $15.00
>     4 to 6 inches              Nuisance Tax            $ 5.00
>
>     PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
>
>     PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENTION!!!
>
>     *  Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.
>
>     Sincerely,
>
>     Pecker Checker
>     Internal Revenue Service
>  >>
>
>
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