I HAVE A PET ROCK
HUH! To all of you rock aficionados, I hate to make you jealous but - I have
been having a pet rock since I was a young kid. I remember when I first
found it, I kissed it, and put it in my mouth - ever since then it has been
following me like a pet duck. I call it Rocky.
I am a very rich man today because of the hot stock market tips Rocky gave
to me. Oh yes, he can tell the future too. He told me when my granny was
going to die (I could have done without that info. though). Can any of you
top this rock?
Cheers = Cajun Joe
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My favorite quotes =
Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstances -- it was somebody's
name, or he happened to be there at the time, or it was so then, and another
day would
have been otherwise. Strong men believe in cause and effect. --Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride
worthwhile."
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If I have had any success, it's due to luck, but I notice the harder I work,
the luckier I get. --Charles F. Kettering (1876-1958)
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"Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on
thirst." -- Walter Weckle
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The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. -- Victor
Hugo
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"You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what
you haven't done that will torment you." - Dyer
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WA, where rocks are where you find them!
