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Gardener's Anonymous

HIYAs,

You don't know me yet. My wife, Michelle, is the one who joined this 
list. My name's Gareth and I have a problem.

My Wife is a Gardenoholic. Oh, it's not so bad that she's forgotten the 
girls names yet or anything like that. No, she's still a helluva Mom and 
remains an irresistably pinchable Wife, but that doesn't change the dark 
nature of her obsession one smidge. Why it's downright insidious how 
these binges come on her. She'll be going along just fine, happily 
awaiting the optimum conditions for transplanting her sprouts, when... 
WHAMMO! She just *has* to run right out, drive for an hour across the 
state, swipe her Stepfather's motorized tiller, drive back and make like 
evrything's just as normal as a peanut butter sandwich that she wants to 
actually *use* the evil little machine as soon as her babies are in bed! 
In the dark even! And if I hadn't let her do it then then I'm *sure* she 
woulda woke up at the crack of dawn (despite the fact that she never 
wakes up that early) so she could go out and "play" with it then while no 
one was looking!

{{{sniffle}}}

My Wife's a Gardenoholic. {{{snif}}} Where are the 12 step programs when 
ya REALLY need them I ask you?

G-MICHELLE'S INFINITELY WISE-ASS-LIKE HUBBY

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